Alex at the 1999 SAG Awards [Part 1]
A little mattex drabble in response to the Kingston’s radio appearance in Antony and Cleopatra
“Your voice sounds like sex.”
“Hello to you too Matt,” Alex laughs.
Every time I see a new photo of my favorite actor/actress, it takes my breath away, I just can’t breath, I have an oxygen tank to help me
meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid
seeing someone in public with a shirt from your fandom
I heard you liked kittens on dashboards so I reblogged a kitten on a dashboard so you can enjoy a kitten on a dashboard on your dashboard.
I actually … forgot there was a different kind of dashboard than the online kind.
On Tumblr you are never more than 1 blog away from a lesbian.
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.