Famous Classy Women

"You can love more than one person." Of course you can. But marriage is something different. Marriage is memory, marriage is time. [x]

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

I am so full of nervous energy today that I feel nauseous. My manager and coworker (manager’s daughter) are going out of town for a week and we are short staffed so my boss is going to be working some shifts. Gah Also, my parents are out of town so I’m watching my 2 puppies and our house and work most of this weekend and have baking to do for Easter and for my step mom’s birthday. I just want to go home and take a long, relaxing bath with bubbles and candles and read a book.


- Why did I have to be the tomato? Am I a fruit? Am I a vegetable? I don’t know who I am.
- But that’s the mystery of you!

- Why did I have to be the tomato? Am I a fruit? Am I a vegetable? I don’t know who I am.

- But that’s the mystery of you!

80% of my friendships on tumblr
me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*
Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

riverknowshisname:

disneyinspirations:

bi-sexual-red-panda:

jamesfrancobs:

stacerface:

pvnkslut:

I have a dog.

I have coffee.

I have tumblr 

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Reblogging for Johnny Depp

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

the-gay-flanker:

same
sacrificialpotato:

I am so in love with this woman, it’s not even funny. 

sacrificialpotato:

I am so in love with this woman, it’s not even funny.